Social Club bank balance

From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 11:48 AM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

Hi All

This is the bank balance as it stands today. Just an idea of the funds available for future functions – great fund raising people!!!!!

I still have some banking to do…..around $1200.00 – should get it deposited today or tomorrow. This will bring our balance to $9,626.00 (and a few cents J).

 

Best regards,

Brad


From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 11:52 AM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

Thanks Brad. Hey not sure if I mentioned it – I’ll be in LA next week for a few days – more BS corporate meetings (do these pricks ever run out of reasons to hold a meeting?) Anyway, figured it’d be a great opportunity to check out some venues for future social club events! (Yeah we’re already thinking of ways of spending those funds – all for a great cause though)LOL J!!!!!

Don’t think I’ll need too much though, maybe around $3500 – $4000, say $5000 tops? Fly out Friday afternoon. Okay to pick up the cash on Thursday before 5:00 pm?

Cheers,

Randy


From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 11:56 AM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance 

Yeah no worries Randy. Hey why not take an extra $1000 – they say those LA hookers are pretty damned expensive!

Brad


 

From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:03 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Wow thanks man! I might just do that !

Actually Brad I was thinking of ditching the whole work ‘thing’ altogether and take a little detour to Vegas (maybe keep that one under your hat buddy J) – so the extra grand will definitely come in handy.

Will be an absolute blow out man!!! VEGAS-VIXENS-VIAGRA – whoohoo!!!

Cheers bro

The Randyman


 

From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:09 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

Yeah you almost had me going there Litton – hey a word of caution – if I were you I’d be a little more careful about what I said in a work-based e-mail, even if it is just a joke.


 

From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:11 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

Hey man if you were me you’d be ‘painting the town cream’ next weekend in Vegas J. Still okay for the cash on Thursday? (Otherwise I’m going to have to hit on Denise again for ‘official use’ of the GM’s credit card) and let me tell you, it aint free – Confined Space F’cking Entry man – that b’tch made me stay under her f’cking desk for an hour last time (and that’s while she was taking dictation from Mueller!) Can you believe that?????

Anyway, cheers man – you’re the best.

 

Randy

 


From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:15 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

 

Okay now you’ve got me worried.

Litton, do you have any idea how close you are sailing to the edge – they monitor e-mail traffic man, they’ve probably already read this!

No of course you can’t use social club money for a dirty weekend, and please no more info about your ‘exploits’ with Denise. You’re going to get us both sacked. (Anyway, you’re probably just speaking your usual shit)

 


From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:21 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Hey man you gotta come with me!!! – just borrow a few extra G’s out of the account while you’re withdrawing my cash – just note it as ‘fact-finding resources’ or some other bullshit title! Imagine the unbelievable shit we can come up with for next year’s social club calendar! Like I said bro, it’s just a loan – believe me you only need the teeniest bit of luck in the sin city and you can pay that baby back with interest – f’cking double the money!

Hey just think of it as an investment fund and you’re the fund manager. Every successful fund manager get’s a cut right? How is this any f’cking different?

 


From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:24 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Yeah whatever Litton. Seriously though, that stuff about Denise – it’s all bullshit right?

 


From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:29 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

I am being serious man. You – must – come – to – Vegas!!!!!     No f’cking excuses!

Hey you name even one CEO of a charity organization that doesn’t get paid for his services. Sure the money’s for a good cause but the head honcho still takes a pay check. Brad when was the last time you even got a thank you for all your efforts as president of the social club? No – those bastards just take, take, f’cking take!

Man this is your time to take some initiative – spend some f’cking money on a good cause, do some serious research for next year’s calendar. F’ck off all of those bullshit pussy ideas from the past – bowling? (you’ve got to be f’cking kidding me) – and in the end, everybody’s a winner.

Seriously Brad, it’s time to turn the corner, start a new era for the social club – you owe it to the members buddy – not just today’s members, but for the next generation! Hey man, together, let’s leave a legacy that will inspire these folks to think a little less of themselves and a little f’cking more of others.

 

Sincerely,

Randy

 

 


From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:33 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Randy I’m not doing it for the thanks, I’m doing it because it’s for the good of the club. Hey sure, maybe it’d be nice to get a little bit of credit sometimes, maybe have someone actually say, “Hey Brad you’re doing a great job,” but like I said – it’s for the cause. I really believe if even a few of us are willing to stand up and lead the way, just maybe we’ll inspire one or two others to take a stand with us.

And, another thing man – you really shouldn’t write that stuff about Denise if it’s not true.

 


 

From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:36 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Yeah like that’s gonna happen – they aint gonna thank you for shit! Listen to yourself man – here’s your opportunity to show those f’cking freeloaders how a real social club pumps, give em some serious value for their shit – and you want to “stand up and lead the way”? – give me a f’cking break. Seriously Brad, how do you want to be remembered? – as the man who literally re-invented the company social club, transformed it into the kind of organization that people f’cking beg to be a part of, or will you be remembered as the one who presided over the last few pathetic years of an outdated, irrelevant waste of people’s f’cking time and money! And what? all for a lousy five of six grand (maybe seven, eight tops, if you finally see some f’cking sense and come with me).

 


From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:44 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Eight grand? Are you serious? How the hell are we going to need eight f’cking grand for three days in Vegas? What, you seriously think someone isn’t going to notice eight thousand dollars missing from the account?

 


From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:46 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Hey man, eight grand between a few of us isn’t really that much.


 

 

From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:47 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

What the f’ck do you mean “a few of us”?


 

From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:49 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Hey chill dude, it’s probably only going to be the two of us. As far as I’m concerned, Denise can make up her own f’cking mind.


 

 

From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:50 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

You’ve invited Denise?


 

 

From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:51 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

No – I haven’t ‘invited Denise’. Seriously, I would never do that man. But bro, once she heard that “Brad’s going to Vegas” and “Brad’s cashed up” she was like a f’cking Labrador on heat. Seriously – f’cking “Brad this” and “Brad that”. Man you got something going down with the D girl? You keeping secrets from the Randyman?


 

 

 

From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:53 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

What the f’ck? You told her I was going to Vegas? And what’s with the ‘cashed-up’ bullshit? Litton, you just can’t do that. You can’t just invent a reason to spend eight thousand dollars of someone else’ money and then treat it like you’re conducting some kind of f’cking tourism research (even if was is for a legitimate cause, which it f’cking isn’t).

I mean, sure, maybe it would benefit the club some and maybe it is time to look at restructuring, but there’s no way the committee is going to agree to eight thousand dollars – no f’cking way man, maybe a couple of thousand (max) and anyway, apart from all that, like I said, you shouldn’t be involving Denise.


 

 

From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 12:57 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Well Brad I have to say, I’m a little surprised at your attitude here dude. What – doesn’t Denise have just as much right as anyone to be involved in the future of the social club? You’re a cold one man Carlton. So you’re just gonna kick her to the curb (and after she’s admired you for so long)? I’d say ‘admired’ is a f’cking understatement actually – “repeatedly wet herself over” would be more f’cking appropriate. But hey, if that’s what you want. Anyway, you’re probably right. So Denise calls you her fantasy vibrator on legs? So f’cking what?

Hey I’m so sorry man, I should know enough to just stay the f’ck out of what doesn’t concern me. Seriously bro, I’ll just drop it, drop the whole Vegas thing. It was probably a bad idea from the start.


 

 

From: CARLTON Brad
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 1:25 PM
To: Head office Social Club Committee
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Look Litton, as much as I hate to admit it, you may have a point – a very f’cking small point but a point nonetheless. I’ve been giving it some serious thought and, well, yes, it might be fair to say that the social club has become somewhat of a relic. Maybe it is time to take a new direction, chart a new course. I’m not totally convinced though that we need to spend eight thousand dollars to do it. Can you give me some kind of breakdown of the proposed costs? At least then I’ve got some ammo to take to the committee.


 

 

From: LITTON Randy
Sent: Monday, 12 September 2011 1:29 PM
To: CARLTON Brad
Subject: Social club Bank Balance

 

Now that’s why folks respect you man – you’re not afraid to make the tough decisions!! Seriously Brad, we all know that change costs – it costs time, it costs dedication, and it costs money – it’s just that f’cking simple! And for change to succeed, it takes a strong leader, one who’s willing to take the flack and pay the price…….and bro, that’s you to a f’cking tee.

Looks like you’ve got yourself a team man, whether you like it or f’cking not! Let’s do this thing man! Yeah!

 

Hey, by the way, Denise booked our flights for Thursday night 7:30pm. They were the only direct connections to Vegas (otherwise we would’ve had to sit around f’cking airports for most of Friday, and I know you man – I told Denise there was no f’ck’n way you’d agree to wasting Social Club money on us wining & dining at some f’cking airport somewhere!) Anyway I think she’s getting the message dude – ‘Mr. Moneybags’ don’t waste no money – strictly business only!

 

So dude – pick you up at 6:00 – and ‘Yes’, you get to sit in the back seat with Denise (just make sure you’re both f’cking dressed by the time we get to the airport). And hey, I was thinking man – you may as well just bring the cash with you – no sense in me driving around with nine or ten grand in my f’cking pocket – I’d rather just leave that to someone more responsible!

And remember dude, if you ever need a favour, anything at all –

 

“The Randyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good”

 

Randy