Easter Celebration

 

Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 10:37am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

Senior Assistance – IT & Communications Support

To:  All users

Subject: Easter Wishes

Hi all,

Just wanted to let everyone know that we (“WE”! – your friendly Community Church – “We’re there for you!!!” . . . . . . and we think you’re awesome!!! and do does He!!!) will be holding a special Easter service tomorrow to commemorate HIS DYING FOR YOU!

Commencing at 6:00pm at the hill – all welcome!!

Blessings

Neil

 

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Sent: Thurs 12-10-2011; 10:45am

From: LITTON Randy

Records Clerk: Warehousing & Logistics

To:  GRIFFITHS Neil

Subject: Easter Wishes

Hi Neil,

Mate just wanted to say how sorry we are to hear about your loss, always bloody hard to loose someone close to you. Hey just let me know if there’s anything we can do. Yeah mate count us in – be the least we can do to call in and have a beer in memory of your good mate. See you at 6:00.

Cheers

Randy

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 10:51am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

Hi Randy,

First of all, thanks so much for  your reply – appreciate your wishes, very thoughtful of you. Just to clarify, when I said that someone had died I actually meant Jesus – he was nailed to a cross for us all nearly two thousand years ago. Easter is that special time when we remember what he’s done for us and celebrate His rising from the dead. Our Easter service on the hill is just that – a time to give thanks for His death and for the gift of new life He now offers to each and every one of us. He lives!! He is risen!!

Hope you can make it Randy.

Blessings,

Neil

 

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Sent: Thurs 12-10-2011; 10:52am

From: LITTON Randy

To:  GRIFFITHS Neil

Subject: Easter Wishes

 

Neil I’m not sure I follow you there buddy but it sounds bloody brilliant! Love to meet your mate – must be a real bloody trooper. Count us in mate, we’ll be there at 6:00 (and don’t worry about drinks – we’ve got it covered – VB, Carlton, or rum – what a great bloody way to spend a public holiday!) and tell Jason not to worry about bringing any grog – our shout mate.

Catch you at 6:00

 

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 10:53am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

Hey Randy I think we still might have a bit of a misunderstanding here. Again, really appreciate your enthusiasm, but this isn’t really a function where we tend to drink alcohol (kind of enjoy a different kind of ‘Spirit’ – hahahah). But love to see you there all the same. And like I said, Jesus actually died – he was nailed to that rugged cross on a lonely hill just outside Jerusalem. They left him hanging there with a thief and a murderer crucified either side of him. But he did for you and me. I’ll tell you more tomorrow night.

Regards,

Neil

 

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Sent: Thurs 12-10-2011; 10:59am

From: LITTON Randy

To:  GRIFFITHS Neil

Subject: Easter Wishes

Hey mate, that’s bullshit – no one should have to go through that! Did they catch the bastards who did it?

 

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 11:01am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

Hi Randy,

Well we do know who did it – it was the Romans, but it was the will of the Father. Jesus knew it was going to happen but he accepted it. He did it out if love. Come along tomorrow night and I’ll tell you a little bit more about it.

Best regards,

Neil

 

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Sent: Thurs 12-10-2011; 11:05am

From: LITTON Randy

To:  GRIFFITHS Neil

Subject: Easter Wishes

Fucking Italians! Sorry mate but it just shits me to tears when I hear about some poor bastard being squeezed by the Mob. I lost an uncle in Melbourne in the eighties, was gunned down outside his fucking home in Footscray. Mate this shit’s been happening for way too long (but two thousand years – wow! – seriously didn’t think the Mafia was operating back then but then I’m not that surprised – fucking wog cunts!)

Was the ‘father’ one of the Gotti family?

 

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 11:12am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

Hi Randy,

It was the actual Romans – as in the Roman Empire. The father wasn’t a crime boss, He was God the Father. Jesus is His son. Jesus died willingly – for those that couldn’t pay the price – the price of our sins.

Randy just come along tomorrow night and it’ll be a bit clearer.

 

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Sent: Thurs 12-10-2011; 11:16am

From: LITTON Randy

To:  GRIFFITHS Neil

Subject: Easter Wishes

Yeah that’s fine Neil – but same ol story, just different details – some fucking Godfather leans on some poor bastard he’s been extorting for who knows how long (and for how much) – little guy can’t pay – Godfather orders a hit – little guy ends up swinging from a rope or checking out the bottom of the river with a brand new pair of ‘boots’. And to be really honest with you Neil, the fact that it was his own fucking flesh and blood just shows how low these cunts will stoop. Anyway, like I said, we feel your loss man – you can count on us, we’ll be there. And hey, what the fuck, I’ll bring the babes! For Christ sake, you’ve been through enough!

Cheers buddy.

 

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 11:22am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

Randy you’re more than welcome to come but sorry, no beer and no babes.

Thanks,

Neil

 

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Sent: Thurs 12-10-2011; 11:30am

From: LITTON Randy

To:  GRIFFITHS Neil

Subject: Easter Wishes

I think I’m getting the picture Griffo – loud and fucking clear! You’re saying there’s a chance these low life cunts might crash the funeral! Yeah well in that case I agree one hundred percent – definitely not the time to be hitting the piss! Hey like I said, you can count on us mate – leave it with me, I’ll get on to Thommo – you might remember him from last year’s Chrissy party – he was the fucking idiot who got wasted and ended up dancing on the manager’s table and pissed all over their bon bons – was hilarious! (he still reckons it was worth getting sacked just to see the look on their fucking faces!) Anyway Neil, he’s got  a heart of gold AND HE FUCKING HATES WOGS!! – don’t know the actual history there, something to do with his little sister getting pregnant. Anyway, like I said, he’s always up for a good blue and I know he’s got a few mates who’ll back him up. Fucking bring it on ay!!!!

See you at 6:00.

Randy

 

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 11:41am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

Look Randy, I’m sorry but this will be my last e-mail on the subject. This is a simple service to commemorate Jesus’ death and his rising again from the grave – that’s right – the grave is empty!! It is a very special occasion in our church calendar. Yes it is a somber occasion but it is also a joyous one from whence we look forward with hope. Again you are more than welcome, as is Thommo, but I really must insist that you attend with the intention of joining us in a spirit of thanksgiving and humility.

Sincerely,

Neil

 

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Sent: Thurs 12-10-2011; 11:43am

From: LITTON Randy

To:  GRIFFITHS Neil

Subject: Easter Wishes

You’re saying the bastards actually stole the fucking body from out of the grave? What the fuck? Mate this means fucking war! Shoulder to fucking shoulder! Don’t worry Neil, we’ll teach these Eye-Ty fuckers what it means to show a little fucking respect in someone else’ country!

 

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 11:44am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

NO!NO!NO! NO BEER. NO BABES. NO ITALIANS. NO THOMMO. NO BLUES. JUST AN EASTER SERVICE! NOTHING ELSE! WE’LL SING. WE’LL PRAY. WE’LL GIVE THANKS. AND THEN WE’LL ALL GO HOME!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? PEACE AND LOVE AND JOY. AND THEN HOME! NOTHING ELSE! NOTHING.

 

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Sent: Thurs 12-10-2011; 11:47am

From: LITTON Randy

To:  GRIFFITHS Neil

Subject: Easter Wishes

Agree completely Griffo. We’ve got your back buddy. No need to worry about a thing. The funeral service will go ahead without a hitch – I fucking guarantee it! Like I said, we’ll show these low-life cunts what it means to be a proud Aussie!

Cheers,

Randy

 

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 11:48am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

 

Litton you’re a complete fucking idiot.

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Neil that is bloody brilliant! Love to meet your mate – must be a real bloody trooper. Count us in mate, we’ll be there at 6:00 (and don’t worry about drinks – we’ve got it covered – VB, Carlton, or rum – what a great bloody way to spend a public holiday!) and tell Jason not to worry about bringing any grog – our shout mate.

Catch you at 6:00

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Sent: THurs 12-10-2011; 10:51am

From: GRIFFITHS Neil

To:  LITTON Randy

Subject: Easter Wishes

Hey Randy I think we still might have a bit of a missunderstanding here. Again, really appreciate your enthusiam, but this isn’t really a function where we tend to drink alcohol (kind of enjoy a different kind of ‘Spirit’ – hahahah). But love to see you there all the same.

Regards,

Neil

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