Wow what a day! Finished my last job working under a tarpaulin and by the light of my head lamp (yeah a headlamp! can you believe it!). It was raining and dark. . . . and. . . . well actually there’s no ‘and’. I probably could’ve said “and cold and there were mosquitoes the size of cockatoos and flies and snakes and killer Christmas beetles and more fucking flies and these evil fucking bugs that try to burrow into… read more →
Here’s an excerpt from my novel in progress. Let me know what you think, I’d appreciate any feedback!!!! The basic storyline centres around the people trafficking industry in Europe, France in particular. A young English couple (brother & sister in their late teens/early twenties) are abducted soon after making the acquaintance of an American couple on a train in rural France (also a brother and sister and of similar ages). Tenuously held notions of romance are soon tested and the situation thrown into chaos… read more →
I just can’t understand how a bloke can allow himself to be “under the thumb”? Hey, it’s pretty simple: MY HOUSE – MY RULES!!!! I decide if I put the washing on BEFORE or AFTER I make the beds and I decide if I do the mowing BEFORE or AFTER the vacuuming! Time to harden up men!!
December 25 Hi, sorry, me again with another brief post. As always, please, if you’re not into my version of FB dribble or perhaps you’re thinking, “Great! Another one of those self-centred, egotistical, pain-in-the-arse tossers who actually believe people have even slightest interest in what they might have to say!”. . . . . then hey, just move that little cursor thingy over to that little down arrow on the RH side of your screen and ‘click’! Hey presto –… read more →
The fat controller was none too pleased with the engines that day. “Percy you just haven’t been pulling your weight have you!” “I shall have to get Thomas to pull the mail trucks from now on!” “And Gordon, you were supposed to be at the quarry an hour ago!” Percy turned to Thomas and mumbled, “Why doesn’t the fat prick get off his fat arse and do it himself?” Henry, who was in the shed beside Percy leaned over and… read more →
Well it’s like this…..Jack and Jill (good friends of mine) go up this bloody great hill to fetch a pail of water. “Why water?” you ask. “Why not Chardonnay or Bourbon or Scotch?” Hey I hear ya. I mean if you’re gonna overcome some massive f*cking obstacle just to get a drink your obviously gonna go for the top shelf gear – yeah it’s not f*cking rocket science! But then – you’ve never met Jack and Jill. You see Jack’s… read more →
A friend of mine had a fairly traumatic experience recently. Dropped in to see his grandad on the way home from work and was absolutely devastated to find him face down on the lounge room floor. He immediately checked for vitals and finding no sign of life, rolled him onto his back – and get this – JAMMED HIS MOUTH OPEN WITH THE KFC 2 PIECE DINNER BOX THAT WAS SITTING BESIDE THE BODY!!! – JUST IN CASE HE STARTED… read more →